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Utah's STEM Adventure Assembly
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STEM ASSEMBLIES FOR UTAH ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS
A 45-minute hands-on science assembly for grades K-6, presented by a certified Utah science teacher. Available as two age-tailored shows. Serving schools across the Wasatch Front.
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Step into a high-energy STEM adventure where your students become the heroes.
Utah's STEM Adventure Assembly that ignites lasting excitement for science, technology, engineering and math.
20+
Years
Utah Science Teacher
Utah's Science Guy
Documented Evidence from Previous Incursions.
Agent File-Agent Steel 20 years of field operations
Agent Steel (Matt Shurtleff) has operated across the Wasatch Front for over 20 years — a certified Utah science teacher and Utah's Science Guy, as featured on KUTV. His mission: creating science experiences where kids discover they can make amazing things happen
Mission Briefing — What To Expect When The Neverwas Agency Arrives
Your school has a problem. Glitchlings — mischievous creatures from another reality — are pouring through a breach and causing chaos. Agent Steel has arrived — and he's going to need your students' help to close the breach.
What follows is 45 minutes of real STEM in action:
Science: Students trigger colorful elephant toothpaste volcanoes
Technology They rewrite live code — battling digital creatures that have infiltrated the school's systems
Engineering: They engineer an outrageous dry ice fog bubble contraption on stage
Math: The whole school controls the air-powered ball launcher together — calculating angle and pressure in a last desperate attempt to close the breach.
From Student To Agent
At the end of the mission, students become Neverwas Agents — by repeating these words:
"I am a Neverwas Agent. I unleash the power of science, technology, engineering and math to protect those who can't protect themselves."
They leave with something that sticks — a new way of seeing themselves and the difference they can make in the world.
This isn't Your Typical School Assembly
Most assemblies just entertain kids.
The Neverwas Agency does something different.
Stories stick.
When kids are inside a story — not watching one — something shifts. They're not just engaged. They're invested. In The Neverwas Agency, students aren't the audience — they're the heroes. They don't just watch STEM demonstrations — they're part of the action. And experiences like that don't fade.
A New Identity
At the end of every mission, students take the Neverwas Agent Oath. They don't leave as kids who watched a cool STEM show. They leave as someone who can unleash the power of STEM to make a real difference in the world.
6 Reasons The Neverwas Agency Will Be Your School's Most Talked-About Assembly
1. Real STEM Education — Hidden Inside An Epic Adventure.
From elephant toothpaste volcanoes to live coding battles to air-powered launchers — every moment is tied to real science, technology, engineering and math.
Aligned to Utah's Science and Engineering Education (SEEd) Standards, grades K-6
2. High Energy. High Stakes. 100% Engaged.
Fog bubbles popping on kids heads. Code doing things nobody expected. Chemical reactions that don't go according to plan. They're not watching any of it — they're in it. And nobody knows what's coming next.
3. Zero Prep. Zero Stress. Zero Cleanup.
You're juggling a million things — so I handle everything. I arrive early, come fully equipped, and take care of cleanup after. You just point me toward your space.
4. Be The Hero Who Called In The Neverwas Agency.
This isn't a show. It's a mission — full of spectacular experiments they've never seen in real life. They walk in as students and walk out as agents — and they won't stop talking about it.
5. 45 Minutes. Any Space. Ready to Go.
The mission runs 45 minutes start to finish. I set up in advance, work in any gym, multipurpose room, cafeteria, or auditorium, and handle everything before your students arrive. You just point me toward your space.
6. Built for K-6.
Two Shows. One Day.
Most schools run two back-to-back shows — one for K-2 and one for 3-6 — each with age-specific content so every student gets the right experience for their age. Single show option available for smaller schools.
Field Reports —
What Schools Are Saying After The Mission
"Absolutely OUT OF THIS WORLD! Our students were engaged, laughing, learning, and completely captivated from beginning to end."
Sally Baird, Librarian,
Midway Elementary
"Matt was exciting! Our students were engaged with the experiments and each activity directly tied to the curriculum. What an amazing adventure!"
Becky McClure, Teacher
Morgan Elementary
"The kids absolutely enjoyed it and so did the parents!"
Jennifer Carlson, PTA President Jordan Hills Elementary
The Neverwas Agency Guarantee
If your kids aren't still buzzing about the mission the next day, I don't want your money.
I'll refund every penny — and donate $500 to your school. No questions asked. No hoops to jump through.
Zero risk to you or your school.
Is your school next?
Whether you're ready to book or just have questions — reach out. I'm happy to help.
I personally respond to every inquiry — and I'd love to talk about what a mission at your school could look like.
P.S. Glitches don't wait — and neither does Agent Steel's calendar. Fall deployment slots are filling fast. Contact us now to secure your school's mission date.